Soooooooo. You think that Black Friday shopping is crazy, manic, out of control insanity, right? Well, here is an alternative for you. Come on over to KC for a holiday gift round robin with Donna and me. Donna and Chris??? Yeah, I know what you are thinking. You are thinking "Ok, that's an odd and probably jarring juxtaposition of clashing styles". Or perhaps the sentiment was the same but you worded it differently ("WTF??? Those two in the same room???). Yeah, yeah. I am not even going to pretend it isn't true. We managed to get around that though. We have oh-so-cleverly entitled this shindig "A Steampunk Holiday". Steampunk is both elegant and edgy. Get it? Donna is elegant and I am edgy.
ANYWAY ......! We have put together 6 little holiday projects. Need a quick inexpensive gift for a teacher, coworker or babysitter? This beats the heck out of fighting the crowds at the mall. Those of you who already know us have figured out that any class we do together is likely to be....well...crazy, manic, out of control insanity. But in a GOOD way..... Really. Need more encouragement? Well, here are some reasons to come to our class instead of the mall:
1. Shorter lines at the register
2. Nicer people at the register.
3. Parking so close to the door that you won't need a LoJack to find your car.
4. A restroom so clean you will feel comfortable using it even if your tetanus shot isn't up to date.
5. A store full of goodies that YOU like (because don't you deserve a treat?)
6. The unique opportunity to watch "an odd and probably jarring juxtaposition of clashing styles".
7. The likelihood that you will laugh so hard that bladder control may be an issue (reference reason #4).
8. The price is way less that what you would spend at the mall .
9. You will actually LIKE the people you are with (no guarantees that will happen at the mall...)
10. Donna and I need the paycheck. Seriously, you will be keeping us off the street and the hubcaps in the neighborhood will be safe. It's the holiday season, how can you not do your civic duty??? Get on over there and sign up. Do it now. C'mon...I need someone to support My Craft Habit!!!
Chris, you are a riot!
ReplyDeleteNo, Chris is certifiable! Wait! What does that make me? I'm teaching along side her -- something's wrong with this picture.
ReplyDeleteDearest Sunshine, without me your life would be so sane, you woud probably go crazy! I am, in essence, keeping you out of the loony bin. Yup, just another odd juxtaposition of clashing styles.....
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